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- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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- I CAN'’T HEAR YOU.

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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- ♪ OHH... ♪

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- SPONGEBOB

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SQUAREPANTS!

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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- CAN I HELP YOU?

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- YEAH.

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OH, LET'’S SEE HERE.

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I HAVE A QUESTION
ABOUT THE KRABBY KIDDIE MEAL.

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IS IT REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY CUTE?

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- ADORABLE.

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- CUTER THAN
A REGULAR KRABBY PATTY?

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- YES.
- PSSST!

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PATRICK,
GET THE KRABBY KIDDIE MEAL.

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LOOK, A REGULAR
KRABBY PATTY HERE.

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A KRABBY KIDDIE PATTY HERE.

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30% CUTER,
AND IT ONLY COSTS $1 MORE.

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- OH!
OH, YEAH!

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
I WANT THAT!

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- THAT'’LL BE $4.99.

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- IS THIS ENOUGH?

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- NO.

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- SORRY, PATRICK.

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- OH, CRUD!

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THAT'’S EVERYTHING I GOT!

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[sobbing]

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- I HAVE AN IDEA.

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WE CAN BUY IT TOGETHER
AND SHARE IT.

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- SHARE IT?
- SURE.

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YOU SEE, SHARING
IS THE MOST WONDERFUL--

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- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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I'’M FAMILIAR
WITH THE CONCEPT OF SHARING.

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ding!

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SHARING IS FUN!

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HUH, SPONGEBOB?

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- OH, YEAH.

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- [grinding sound]

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- ARE YOU GONNA SAVE
SOME OF THAT FOR ME?

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- WHAT?
- NOTHING.

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- HEY, WHERE'’S THE TOY?

57
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- OH, IT DOESN'’T COME
WITH A TOY.

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- WHAT?
THAT'’S A RIP-OFF!

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I WANT MY MONEY BACK.

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- [gasps]

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MONEY BACK?

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WHAT'’S THE PROBLEM HERE?

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- MY KIDDIE MEAL
DIDN'’T COME WITH A TOY.

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- HMM.

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AND YOU'’D LIKE TO UPGRADE
TO THE TOY PACKAGE.

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IS THAT RIGHT?

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- MR. KRABS, THE KRUSTY KRAB
DOESN'’T HAVE ANY TOYS.

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- OH, REALLY?

69
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THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL...THIS?

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[both gasp]

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- AN OFFICIAL KRUSTY KRAB
LICENSED TOY?

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MY PURPOSE IN LIFE

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IS TO HAVE YOU AS MY TOY.

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- YEESH.

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DISGUSTING.

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[clears throat]

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YEP, IT'’S PRETTY SPECIAL,
ALL RIGHT.

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AND IT CAN BE YOURS FOR ONLY--

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ding!

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HEY, GOOD-LOOKING.

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- I LOVE YOU, OFFICIALLY
LICENSED KRABBY PATTY TOY.

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NO, TOO FORMAL.

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I THINK I'’LL CALL YOU...

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OH, PATTY PAL!

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[laughs]

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[humming]

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[laughing]

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- AM I INTERRUPTING?

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- OH, HEY, PATRICK.

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HAVE YOU MET MY NEW TOY?

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- DON'’T YOU MEAN
OUR NEW TOY?

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- OUR NEW TOY?

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- IT CAME FROM THE MEAL
THAT WE'’RE...

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[clears throat]
"SHARING."

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- SHARING?
- REMEMBER?

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"SHARING IS THE MOST WONDERFUL
FEELING IN THE WORLD,

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"LIKE DANCING
WITH A MAGICAL SEA HORSE

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THROUGH AN ENCHANTED
KELP GARDEN."

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REMEMBER THOSE WORDS,
SPONGEBOB?

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- I DIDN'’T SAY THAT.

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BUT I GUESS
WE CAN SHARE PATTY PAL.

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- [laughing]

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- NOW CAN I SEE IT AGAIN,
PATRICK?

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- WHAT?

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I THOUGHT WE WERE SHARING IT.

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- WHEN'’S MY TURN?

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- AREN'’T YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE WORKING?

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- [laughs nervously]

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OF COURSE.

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NOW IS IT MY TURN?

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- NO.

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- HOW '’BOUT NOW?
- NAH.

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MAYBE TOMORROW.

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- [sighs]

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NIGHT-NIGHT, PATTY PAL.

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- NO TOUCHING!

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SEE YOU TOMORROW.

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SAY GOOD NIGHT,
PATTY PAL.

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GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.

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- GOOD NIGHT.

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foomp!

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POOR PATRICK.

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HE'’S ONLY GOT
THE PATTY PAL FOR TONIGHT,

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AND HE'’LL BE ASLEEP

125
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AND WON'’T GET
TO PLAY WITH IT AT ALL!

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[laughs]

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[bouncy electronic music]

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♪ ♪

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[foghorn blares]

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- [yowls]

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- YES!

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TODAY IS MY PATTY PAL DAY!

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OH, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!

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- [meows]

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- GARY, OF COURSE PATRICK

136
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WILL GIVE ME MY TURN
WITH THE PATTY PAL.

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- [meows]

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- GARY, YOU CAN BE
A REAL NEGATIVE NANCY.

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- [meows]

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- I HEARD THAT.

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♪ LA LA, SHARING ♪

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♪ DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO,
CARING ♪

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♪ TAKING TURNS,
DA DOO-DOO-DOO YA CHA-CHA ♪

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[bouncy electronic music]

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[knocks]

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GOOD MORNING, PATRICK.

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- HUH?

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I'’M NOT HOME RIGHT NOW!

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PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE!

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BEEP!

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- PATRICK, IT'’S ME,
SPONGEBOB.

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IT'’S MY TURN
TO PLAY WITH THE TOY.

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- I CAN'’T GO OUT!

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I JUST WASHED MY HAIR!

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- YOU DON'’T HAVE ANY--
COME ON OUT, PATRICK!

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IT'’S MY TURN!

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- GOT ANY I.D.?

158
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- I HAVE MY MILK SHAKE DISPENSER
OPERATOR'’S LICENSE.

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[cow moos]

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- HUH.

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LOOKS FAKE TO ME, PAL.

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BYE-BYE, NOW.

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- WELL, I GUESS
I HAD BEST BE GOING.

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I'’M WALKING AWAY.

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HERE I GO.

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I'’M GONE NOW.

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- ARE YOU SURE?

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- PRETTY SURE.

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HI, PATRICK!

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TIME TO SHARE!

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- DECEIVER!

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YOU DIDN'’T LEAVE AT ALL!

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- OH, AND YOU WERE WASHING
YOUR HAIR?

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- I WAS TOO.

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SEE?

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- [groans]
HEE-YUP!

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- NICE DISMOUNT.

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- I'’VE BEEN WORKING OUT.

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- WELL, GOT TO GO.

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- HOLD ON, BUSTER!

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[skidding sound]

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HAND OVER THE TOY.

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IT'’S MY TURN.

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- I CAN'’T.

185
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PATTY PAL AND ME
HAVE REALLY BONDED.

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- [gasps]

187
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OH, GARY WAS SO RIGHT
ABOUT YOU.

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YOU'’RE A NON-SHARER!

189
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- GARY SAID THAT?

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YOU'’RE OFF MY FRIEND LIST,
GARY!

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- [meows casually]

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- HAND IT OVER, PATRICK.

193
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I GET TO PLAY
WITH THE PATTY PAL TODAY.

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- YOU CAN'’T TAKE IT.

195
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IT'’S NOT FAIR!

196
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- HOW '’BOUT I ONLY TAKE IT
FOR HALF A DAY?

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- MM-MM!

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- HOW '’BOUT WE TRADE OFF
EVERY HOUR?

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- MM-MM!

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- EVERY HALF HOUR?
- MM-MM!

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- EVERY 15 MINUTES?
- MM-MM!

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- FIVE MINUTES?
- MM-MM!

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- ONE MINUTE?

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- N-N-NO!

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- OKAY, MY FINAL OFFER:

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WE TRADE OFF EVERY SECOND.

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- ONE!

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- ONE!

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- ONE!

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[train horn blowing]

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[door slams]

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[door slams]

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- [slurping]

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- [yelling]

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- [screaming]

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- [slurping]

217
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[both yelling and crashing]

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[glass shatters]

219
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- I HATE THEM.

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[both yelling]

221
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- HOWDY, PATRICK, SPONGEBOB.

222
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both:
HI, SANDY.

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- WHAT IN TARNATION'’S GOING ON
WITH YOU TWO?

224
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- SPONGEBOB WON'’T LET ME
PLAY WITH MY TOY!

225
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- PATRICK WON'’T SHARE
OUR TOY!

226
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- WHAT YOU NEED
IS A MEDIATOR.

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Y'’ALL BEST SIT DOWN
AND WORK THIS OUT.

228
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NOW, THE MAIN PROBLEM
IN AN ARGUMENT

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IS A LACK OF COMMUNICATION.

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YOU CAN ONLY RESOLVE CONFLICT
WHEN YOU UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER.

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SO I WANT EACH OF YOU TO STATE

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WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT
TO EACH OF YOU RIGHT NOW.

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[both gasping]
WATER!

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[both panting]

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- WHOO!
- HOO, BOY!

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- THAT MEDIATOR LADY
MADE SOME GOOD POINTS.

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- MOST DEFINITELY.

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- IT TAKES UNDERSTANDING.

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- COMMUNICATION IS KEY.

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- [yells]

241
00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:03,551
- [grunting]

242
00:10:03,551 --> 00:10:04,862
[brakes squeal]

243
00:10:04,862 --> 00:10:06,724
[both yelling]

244
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[both yelling]

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- GIMME!

246
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[both yelling]

247
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GIMME!

248
00:10:22,379 --> 00:10:23,448
[tires squeal]

249
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[tires screech]

250
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[both yelling]

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GIMME!

252
00:10:26,965 --> 00:10:30,034
GIMME!

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[both yelling]

254
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- GIVE IT!
- IT'’S MINE!

255
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[both yelling]

256
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- IT'’S MY TURN!

257
00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:36,620
- NO, IT'’S MINE!

258
00:10:36,620 --> 00:10:37,724
- MINE!

259
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,551
[both yelling]

260
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,620
- IF I CAN'’T HAVE IT,

261
00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:44,103
NO ONE CAN!

262
00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:46,000
chomp!

263
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,034
gulp!

264
00:10:47,034 --> 00:10:48,344
AH.

265
00:10:48,344 --> 00:10:51,206
- NO!

266
00:10:51,206 --> 00:10:53,310
- AVAST, THERE, LADDIES.

267
00:10:53,310 --> 00:10:55,586
WHAT'’S ALL THIS RUCKARUS
ABOUT NOW?

268
00:10:55,586 --> 00:10:57,793
- IT'’S OUR KRABBY PATTY TOY,
MR. KRABS,

269
00:10:57,793 --> 00:10:59,896
AND PATRICK ATE IT
SO THAT I COULDN'’T PLAY WITH IT.

270
00:10:59,896 --> 00:11:02,034
- SPONGEBOB WON'’T LET ME
PLAY WITH IT.

271
00:11:02,034 --> 00:11:03,655
- ONLY BECAUSE YOU
HOGGED IT ALL NIGHT.

272
00:11:03,655 --> 00:11:04,896
- I DID NOT!
- DID TOO!

273
00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:06,586
- NUH-UH.

274
00:11:06,586 --> 00:11:08,206
- OH, YOU TOY EATER!
- TATTLETALE!

275
00:11:08,206 --> 00:11:09,689
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, THERE.

276
00:11:09,689 --> 00:11:11,517
NOW, SETTLE DOWN.

277
00:11:11,517 --> 00:11:14,103
ALL THIS BRAWLING
IS OVER A TOY?

278
00:11:14,103 --> 00:11:15,965
YOU TWO SHOULDN'’T LET
A LITTLE TRINKET

279
00:11:15,965 --> 00:11:17,689
GET BETWEEN YOUSE.

280
00:11:17,689 --> 00:11:20,000
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELVES.

281
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,965
IF I GAVE EACH OF YOU
ANOTHER TOY,

282
00:11:22,965 --> 00:11:25,862
WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?

283
00:11:25,862 --> 00:11:27,379
both:
YES.

284
00:11:27,379 --> 00:11:29,172
- WELL, YOU'’RE IN LUCK!

285
00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:30,931
YOU TWO SEEMED SO THRILLED
WITH THE TOY,

286
00:11:30,931 --> 00:11:33,137
I HAD AN ENTIRE CASE
OF '’EM MADE.

287
00:11:33,137 --> 00:11:35,448
THEY BEEN SELLING
LIKE HOTCAKES.

288
00:11:35,448 --> 00:11:37,275
THAT'’LL BE $13.50 EACH.

289
00:11:37,275 --> 00:11:39,068
- THIS TIME, IT'’S ON ME.

290
00:11:41,103 --> 00:11:42,931
- PATRICK, THAT'’S MY MONEY.

291
00:11:42,931 --> 00:11:45,448
- HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING
ABOUT SHARING?

292
00:12:00,896 --> 00:12:04,172
- SPONGEBOB, ONE EXTRA LARGE
ORDER OF SEA FRIES.

293
00:12:04,172 --> 00:12:07,517
- AND?

294
00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:09,241
- PLEASE.

295
00:12:09,241 --> 00:12:10,689
- NOW, THAT WASN'’T SO HARD,
WAS IT?

296
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,344
- YES.
YES, IT WAS.

297
00:12:12,344 --> 00:12:14,000
- ONE LARGE SEA FRIES
COMING UP.

298
00:12:20,034 --> 00:12:21,379
[popping sounds]

299
00:12:29,793 --> 00:12:30,724
[splashing]

300
00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:39,310
ding!

301
00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:40,793
YAY!

302
00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:46,000
- ONE LARGE SEA FRIES,
EXTRA WEIRD.

303
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,689
- SPONGEBOB!

304
00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:53,655
PLEASE REPORT TO ME OFFICE.

305
00:12:53,655 --> 00:12:55,689
NOW, LISTEN UP, SON.

306
00:12:55,689 --> 00:12:57,793
I'’VE CALLED YOU HERE ON
OFFICIAL KRUSTY KRAB BUSINESS.

307
00:12:57,793 --> 00:12:59,896
EVERY YEAR,
ME FELLOW CHEAPSKATE CRABS

308
00:12:59,896 --> 00:13:03,000
MEET TO DISCUSS NEW WAYS OF
BEING STINGY IN THE WORKPLACE,

309
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,827
BUT MORE THAN THAT,

310
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,896
THEY BESTOW THE AWARD
FOR CHEAPEST CRAB,

311
00:13:07,896 --> 00:13:10,655
AND THIS YEAR,
I'’VE BEEN NOMINATED.

312
00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:12,172
- [muttering]

313
00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:14,517
CRABS...NOMINATED...
AWARD--

314
00:13:14,517 --> 00:13:16,413
AWARD?

315
00:13:16,413 --> 00:13:18,689
- SO I'’LL BE OUT OF TOWN
FOR THE AWARD CEREMONY,

316
00:13:18,689 --> 00:13:20,620
AND YOU'’RE COMING WITH ME.

317
00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:24,793
- ROAD TRIP!

318
00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:26,517
- ON THIS TRIP,
I'’M GONNA TEACH YOU

319
00:13:26,517 --> 00:13:28,482
ALL ME CHEAPSKATE KNOWLEDGE

320
00:13:28,482 --> 00:13:31,034
LIKE YOU WERE THE SON
I NEVER WANTED.

321
00:13:31,034 --> 00:13:33,344
- OOH, CAN I CALL YOU DADDY?

322
00:13:33,344 --> 00:13:34,689
- NO.
- PA?

323
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,000
- NO.
- POP?

324
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,448
- NO.
- PAPA?

325
00:13:37,448 --> 00:13:38,896
- NO.
- MY OLD MAN?

326
00:13:38,896 --> 00:13:40,310
- NO.
- DADDYKINS?

327
00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:41,655
- MAYBE.
- GRAMPY JOE?

328
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,655
smack!
- NO.

329
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:44,965
NOW, THIS'’LL BE A GREAT
LEARNING EXPERIENCE FOR YOU,

330
00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:46,137
SO KEEP YOUR BRAIN PEELED.

331
00:13:46,137 --> 00:13:47,896
- CAN DO, MR. KRABS.

332
00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:49,517
- AND IN THE TRADITION
OF THE EVENT,

333
00:13:49,517 --> 00:13:51,482
WE ARE REQUIRED
TO TRAVEL CHEAPLY,

334
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,172
AND I'’M GONNA TEACH YOU
THE CHEAPEST WAY TO DO IT.

335
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:58,172
- [grunting]

336
00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,344
HEAVE!

337
00:13:59,344 --> 00:14:01,172
[grunts]

338
00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:01,724
pop!

339
00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:05,965
foomp!

340
00:14:05,965 --> 00:14:08,517
- ATTENTION,
CHEAPSKATE ATTENDEES.

341
00:14:08,517 --> 00:14:12,896
I, EUGENE KRABS,
HAVE ONLY SPENT ON ME TRAVEL

342
00:14:12,896 --> 00:14:16,551
THE PRICE OF A 1¢ STAMP!

343
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,586
[cheers]

344
00:14:18,586 --> 00:14:20,310
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.

345
00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:23,448
I'’D LIKE TO SEE SOMEONE
TOP THAT.

346
00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:24,517
pop!

347
00:14:24,517 --> 00:14:25,655
[shrieks]

348
00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:27,448
CHINTZY MCGEE?

349
00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:29,344
- THANKS FOR LETTING ME
HITCH A RIDE, KRABS.

350
00:14:29,344 --> 00:14:31,551
I DIDN'’T HAVE TO SPEND
A PENNY ON TRAVEL.

351
00:14:31,551 --> 00:14:34,034
all: OOH!

352
00:14:34,034 --> 00:14:35,379
- SNAP!

353
00:14:35,379 --> 00:14:36,655
- BETTER WISH HIM LUCK, KID.

354
00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:38,103
HE'’LL NEED IT.

355
00:14:38,103 --> 00:14:39,310
- GOOD LUCK, MR. KRABS!

356
00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:40,379
- COME ON.

357
00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:46,000
- YOUR ROOM, SIR.

358
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000
- YOU SEE THAT, LADDIE?

359
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,655
THE OUTSTRETCHED HAND
IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST DANGERS

360
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,862
TO BECOMING A TRUE CHEAPSKATE.

361
00:14:51,862 --> 00:14:53,758
HE WANTS A TIP.

362
00:14:53,758 --> 00:14:55,620
- WHAT'’S A TIP?

363
00:14:55,620 --> 00:15:00,137
- IT MEANS HE WANTS MONEY
FOR NOTHING.

364
00:15:00,137 --> 00:15:01,724
NOW, WATCH CLOSELY.

365
00:15:01,724 --> 00:15:02,931
ting!

366
00:15:02,931 --> 00:15:04,724
THERE YOU ARE, LAD.

367
00:15:04,724 --> 00:15:07,620
- WOW. A QUARTER.

368
00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:09,793
YOU, SIR,
ARE A REAL CHEAPSKATE.

369
00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:12,068
- WHY, THANK YOU.

370
00:15:12,068 --> 00:15:13,482
NOW, WATCH CLOSELY, BOY.

371
00:15:13,482 --> 00:15:15,413
YOU GIVE IT A LITTLE LEAD

372
00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:18,034
AND THEN SNATCH IT BACK.

373
00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:21,896
- OH, LIKE I HAVEN'’T ALREADY
SEEN THAT GAG TEN TIMES...

374
00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:23,206
TODAY.

375
00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:24,758
- [laughing]

376
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,689
GO AHEAD. GIVE IT A TRY.

377
00:15:26,689 --> 00:15:28,931
- AYE, AYE, SIR.

378
00:15:28,931 --> 00:15:30,103
ting!

379
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,344
HERE YOU ARE, SONNY,

380
00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:34,241
A NICE SHINY QUARTER.

381
00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:36,137
- [growls]

382
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:41,620
- GO ON, BOY.

383
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,482
YOUR QUARTER'’S GETTING AWAY.

384
00:15:43,482 --> 00:15:45,482
- [grunts]

385
00:15:45,482 --> 00:15:48,551
crunch!

386
00:15:48,551 --> 00:15:50,206
- QUIT FOOLING AROUND.

387
00:15:50,206 --> 00:15:51,620
I GOT AN AWARD TO WIN.

388
00:15:51,620 --> 00:15:53,862
[stretching noise]

389
00:15:53,862 --> 00:15:55,413
snap!

390
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,620
pop!

391
00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:57,137
- MY QUARTER!

392
00:16:04,827 --> 00:16:06,379
- HI, FELLERS.

393
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:07,413
[laughs]

394
00:16:07,413 --> 00:16:09,724
[laughter]

395
00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:12,344
- ARR, ARR, ARR, ARR, ARR.

396
00:16:12,344 --> 00:16:14,448
- YOU STILL KNOW
THE CHEAPSKATE HANDSHAKE?

397
00:16:14,448 --> 00:16:16,137
- OF COURSE.

398
00:16:16,137 --> 00:16:18,655
both:
PENNY PINCHING, PENNY PINCHING.

399
00:16:18,655 --> 00:16:20,310
- WHOO!

400
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:21,896
- WHOO!

401
00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:23,827
both:
CHEAP, CHEAP, CHEAP.

402
00:16:23,827 --> 00:16:25,689
[sigh]

403
00:16:25,689 --> 00:16:28,000
- I'’D LIKE TO INTRODUCE
ME FRY COOK, SPONGEBOB.

404
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,931
I'’VE BEEN GIVING HIM
SOME POINTERS.

405
00:16:29,931 --> 00:16:33,275
- AH, TRAINING HIM
IN THE CHEAPSKATE ARTS, EH?

406
00:16:33,275 --> 00:16:35,482
YOU'’RE LEARNING
FROM THE MASTER, KIDDO.

407
00:16:35,482 --> 00:16:37,896
- I COOK KRABBY PATTIES.

408
00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:39,275
- YES, SURE, YOU DO.

409
00:16:39,275 --> 00:16:41,137
LATER, KRABS.

410
00:16:41,137 --> 00:16:43,068
- LAD, YOU'’RE SURROUNDED
BY STINGY WISDOM,

411
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:45,137
SO TRY TO PICK UP
SOME POINTERS,

412
00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:48,931
BUT WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'’T LEND ANYONE MONEY.

413
00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:52,482
- 25, 26--

414
00:16:52,482 --> 00:16:53,689
ding!

415
00:16:53,689 --> 00:16:55,517
- LET'’S MINGLE.

416
00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:57,241
[microphone feedback squeals]

417
00:16:57,241 --> 00:16:59,275
- ATTENTION, PENNY-PINCHERS!

418
00:16:59,275 --> 00:17:01,034
[snapping]

419
00:17:01,034 --> 00:17:02,758
- WHAT? WHAT'’D HE SAY?
WHAT?

420
00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:04,103
[snapping]
OH!

421
00:17:04,103 --> 00:17:05,413
[laughter]

422
00:17:05,413 --> 00:17:07,724
- PENNY-PINCHERS.

423
00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:09,827
- IT'’S TIME TO AWARD
THE TROPHY

424
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:13,413
FOR THIS YEAR'’S
CHEAPEST CRAB.

425
00:17:13,413 --> 00:17:17,206
AND THE NOMINEES ARE:

426
00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:20,241
EUGENE KRABS
IN SIGN OF THE TIMES.

427
00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:23,172
[all gasp]

428
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,862
- HUH?
- $1 PER FOOTSTEP?

429
00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:34,620
- I CAN'’T AFFORD THAT.

430
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,241
[angry muttering]

431
00:17:37,241 --> 00:17:38,448
- HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?

432
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:39,689
ding! ding! ding!

433
00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:40,931
- [laughing]

434
00:17:40,931 --> 00:17:42,379
[cheers and applause]

435
00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:43,896
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.

436
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,620
- GOOD STUFF!

437
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:47,758
- NEXT UP
IS BEUFORD BARGAIN BOTTOM

438
00:17:47,758 --> 00:17:50,931
IN CONVENIENCE STORE CAPER.

439
00:17:50,931 --> 00:17:54,206
beep! beep! beep!

440
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,758
- UH, YOU CHARGED ME
THREE TIMES.

441
00:17:56,758 --> 00:17:59,310
- YEAH,
THREE TIMES THE FLAVOR,

442
00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:01,413
THREE TIMES THE PRICE.

443
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,862
[cheers and applause]

444
00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:08,724
- AND DWIGHT T. WAD
IN TYING UP LOOSE ENDS.

445
00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:17,034
[cheers and applause]

446
00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:19,241
- AW, JEEZ.

447
00:18:19,241 --> 00:18:21,965
I DIDN'’T THINK THE COMPETITION
WOULD BE SO STIFF THIS YEAR.

448
00:18:21,965 --> 00:18:24,586
I'’M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP
ON THIS ONE.

449
00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:28,172
[whispering]

450
00:18:28,172 --> 00:18:31,827
- WELL, THAT'’S HIGHLY
UNCONVENTIONAL, BUT OKAY.

451
00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:33,758
WE WILL NOW HEAR A TESTIMONY

452
00:18:33,758 --> 00:18:37,275
FROM A KRUSTY KRAB EMPLOYEE.

453
00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:39,586
- I NEED YOU TO TESTIFY
ABOUT HOW CHEAP I AM,

454
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,172
SO IF YOU NEED TO DO
A LITTLE EXAGGERATING...

455
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,137
YOU'’RE NOT GETTING IT,
ARE YOU?

456
00:18:52,137 --> 00:18:53,965
- MM-MM.

457
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:56,034
- EXAGGERATING
IS LIKE TELLING THE TRUTH,

458
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:58,448
ONLY WITH LITTLE LIES
SPRINKLED IN

459
00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:02,103
TO MAKE IT TRUE...ER.

460
00:19:02,103 --> 00:19:04,344
- YOU'’RE TEACHING ME TO LIE?

461
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,206
LYING IS WRONG, MR. KRABS.

462
00:19:06,206 --> 00:19:08,137
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

463
00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:10,517
EXAGGERATING IS COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT FROM LYING.

464
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,310
YOU'’RE TAKING THE TRUTH

465
00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:16,655
AND JUST SEASONING IT
WITH LITTLE LIES.

466
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,172
I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE
YOU PUT SALT ON A KRABBY PATTY,

467
00:19:19,172 --> 00:19:22,896
IT DOESN'’T MAKE IT
A "SALTY PATTY," DOES IT?

468
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,068
- NO?

469
00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:25,827
- WELL, GOOD ENOUGH.

470
00:19:25,827 --> 00:19:26,931
JUST MAKE SURE
YOU EXAGGERATE ENOUGH

471
00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:27,517
FOR ME TO WIN.

472
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:31,931
[microphone feedback squeals]

473
00:19:33,827 --> 00:19:39,620
- UM, MR. KRABS
HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY--

474
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:42,241
THE VERY--

475
00:19:42,241 --> 00:19:44,586
VERY RED.

476
00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:45,689
smack!

477
00:19:45,689 --> 00:19:47,172
- EXAGGERATE!

478
00:19:47,172 --> 00:19:48,655
- OH...
BLUE!

479
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:51,103
- NO, ABOUT ME BEING CHEAP.

480
00:19:51,103 --> 00:19:55,103
- UM, MR. KRABS IS--IS--
IS A VERY GENEROUS EMPLOYER.

481
00:19:55,103 --> 00:19:57,000
[all gasp]

482
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,517
- NO, NO, NO, NO,
EXAGGERATE THE OTHER WAY!

483
00:19:59,517 --> 00:20:01,137
- DE-EXAGGERATE, UM...

484
00:20:01,137 --> 00:20:03,172
HE'’S NOT DOING IT FOR THE MONEY.

485
00:20:03,172 --> 00:20:06,896
HE IS DOING IT
FOR HIS LOYAL EMPLOYEES.

486
00:20:06,896 --> 00:20:08,862
- OH, HOW CAN HE LIVE
WITH HIMSELF?

487
00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:10,689
- GET OUT.
- JUST DISGUSTING.

488
00:20:10,689 --> 00:20:13,827
- VACATION TIME, REGULAR RAISES,
PROFIT SHARING:

489
00:20:13,827 --> 00:20:16,137
TO MR. KRABS,
THESE ARE JUST LITTLE GIFTS

490
00:20:16,137 --> 00:20:17,965
THAT HE'’S GLAD TO GIVE US

491
00:20:17,965 --> 00:20:19,310
SO THAT HE CAN SEE
THE LOOK ON OUR FACES

492
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:20,275
WHEN HE HANDS US OUR PAYCHECK.

493
00:20:20,275 --> 00:20:21,758
- GAH!

494
00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:23,206
- WE'’VE HEARD ENOUGH.

495
00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:25,551
DISQUALIFIED!

496
00:20:25,551 --> 00:20:28,068
- [bawling]

497
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:35,689
- MR. KRABS, YOU LEFT SOME
BITTER TEARS ON THE NIGHTSTAND.

498
00:20:35,689 --> 00:20:37,275
- [sniffs]

499
00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:40,793
THANKS.

500
00:20:40,793 --> 00:20:42,586
- CHEER UP, MR. KRABS.

501
00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:44,620
YOU MAY NOT HAVE WON THE AWARD,

502
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,137
BUT YOU'’VE TAUGHT THIS SPONGE
A LOT ABOUT STINGINESS.

503
00:20:47,137 --> 00:20:48,965
OOH!

504
00:20:48,965 --> 00:20:51,551
I ALMOST FORGOT TO PACK
THESE HOTEL TOILETRIES!

505
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:54,827
AND LET'’S NOT FORGET
THESE HOTEL TOWELS.

506
00:20:54,827 --> 00:20:58,206
- BUT ISN'’T THAT STEALING?

507
00:20:58,206 --> 00:20:59,620
- STEALING?

508
00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,034
PBBBBBBT!

509
00:21:01,034 --> 00:21:03,137
WE'’RE EXAGGERATING.

510
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:05,172
- [laughs]

511
00:21:05,172 --> 00:21:08,965
WELL, COULD WE EXAGGERATE
THIS PILLOW TOO?

512
00:21:08,965 --> 00:21:10,896
- WELL, ONLY IF YOU HELP ME

513
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:12,896
EXAGGERATE
THIS AIR CONDITIONER.

514
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,137
- [laughs]

515
00:21:14,137 --> 00:21:15,862
SURE, BOY.

516
00:21:15,862 --> 00:21:19,241
BUT WHY NOT EXAGGERATE
THE WHOLE WALL?

517
00:21:19,241 --> 00:21:22,241
[laughter]

518
00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:24,896
[both grunting]

519
00:21:24,896 --> 00:21:26,103
[water gushing]

520
00:21:26,103 --> 00:21:27,137
rip!

521
00:21:27,137 --> 00:21:30,172
[laughter]

522
00:21:30,172 --> 00:21:31,586
[cracking]

523
00:21:36,931 --> 00:21:39,862
WELL, I DIDN'’T WIN THE AWARD,

524
00:21:39,862 --> 00:21:43,172
BUT IT'’S BEEN NICE
EXAGGERATING WITH YOU, BOY.

525
00:21:43,172 --> 00:21:45,931
[laughter]

526
00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:49,241
- DO YOU HAVE ANY HOTEL PROPERTY
IN THIS BAG?

527
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:50,724
- PREPOSTEROUS.

528
00:21:50,724 --> 00:21:52,586
THIS IS ALL MINE.

529
00:21:52,586 --> 00:21:56,000
pop!

530
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,827
- [laughs]

531
00:21:57,827 --> 00:22:00,172
LOOKS LIKE HE BIT OFF
MORE THAN HE COULD CHEW.

532
00:22:00,172 --> 00:22:02,517
[rumbling]

533
00:22:02,517 --> 00:22:05,793
[explosion]

534
00:22:05,793 --> 00:22:07,448
- [gasps]

535
00:22:07,448 --> 00:22:09,896
YOU LIFTED
THE ENTIRE HOTEL ROOM?

536
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:13,482
- AH-AH!
EXAGGERATED.

537
00:22:13,482 --> 00:22:16,103
[applause]

538
00:22:16,103 --> 00:22:18,000
[cheers and applause]

539
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,896
- THAT IS THE STINGIEST DISPLAY
I HAVE EVER SEEN.

540
00:22:21,896 --> 00:22:26,000
I DECLARE YOU THE NEW WINNER!

541
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,379
- [laughs]

542
00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:30,000
- SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!

543
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:36,241
pop!

544
00:22:36,241 --> 00:22:40,000
- THANKS FOR RUINING EVERYTHING
SO I COULD WIN.

545
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,448
PUT HER THERE,
SPONGEBOB, ME BOY.

546
00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:43,482
- SURE.

547
00:22:43,482 --> 00:22:44,482
pop!

548
00:22:44,482 --> 00:22:45,517
OOP.

549
00:22:45,517 --> 00:22:46,310
[laughter]

550
00:22:49,793 --> 00:22:52,655
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551
00:22:52,655 --> 00:22:55,655
[lilting ukulele music]

552
00:22:55,655 --> 00:23:03,241
♪ ♪

553
00:23:30,758 --> 00:23:32,413
[kids laughing]